Through My Looking Glass

"Some years ago, a question gave an enigma a very special hug."

drinkmefullup:

datenshikate:

Want some coffee?

yes. 

What IS this? Batman? In my COFFEE???
I think he’s trying to communicate with me…

drinkmefullup:

datenshikate:

Want some coffee?

yes. 

What IS this? Batman? In my COFFEE???

I think he’s trying to communicate with me…

(via such-a-tea-ze)

Seriously now
When I move, you move… So anyway, where was I?
Oh yes, so those chicks over there hate those chicks over there. They congregate in the same area, the same time, every day, except that one chick right there. She’s only with them every other day because she’s seeing that guy over there and what she doesn’t know is that guy is seeing that girl too (points to left) and her (points to right) and her up there (points to rail) So really its more like what she doesn’t know won’t kill him, amIright? *lol* 
Right, so, basically don’t talk to him, don’t socialize with those 2 groups of girls and for the love of all that is holy Never eat the Tuesday special.
Any questions?
(little person raises hand)
Yeah you there, in the back.
"Umm sir, I thought this was just supposed to be a tour of the theatre facilities… "
(rolls eyes)If you want to survive, listen to your stage manager. I am here to help you. Now go get me coffee, rehearsal starts in 5 

Seriously now

When I move, you move… So anyway, where was I?

Oh yes, so those chicks over there hate those chicks over there. They congregate in the same area, the same time, every day, except that one chick right there. She’s only with them every other day because she’s seeing that guy over there and what she doesn’t know is that guy is seeing that girl too (points to left) and her (points to right) and her up there (points to rail) So really its more like what she doesn’t know won’t kill him, amIright? *lol* 

Right, so, basically don’t talk to him, don’t socialize with those 2 groups of girls and for the love of all that is holy Never eat the Tuesday special.

Any questions?

(little person raises hand)

Yeah you there, in the back.

"Umm sir, I thought this was just supposed to be a tour of the theatre facilities… "

(rolls eyes)
If you want to survive, listen to your stage manager. I am here to help you. Now go get me coffee, rehearsal starts in 5 

(via newyorksymphony-deactivated2013)

Itscandidlycara: At Seatle's Best Coffee

Me:

Could I get a large cappuccino, soy milk, with two shots of espresso?

Barista:

Small, caffeine free, whole milk, no foam, coffee?

Me:

Me:

No.

Me:

The opposite.

Me:

Me:

Literally the opposite of that.

Barista:

I'm just messing with you!

Me:

Oh.

Me (hands five dollar bill):

Barista:

Finals?

Me:

Me:

Yes

Me:

This is a university. In the last week of term.

Barista:

You wanted a small coffee right?

Me:

Barista:

Me:

Barista:

Me:

I'm very difficult when you deprive me of caffeine.

Me:

Please don't make this harder than it has to be.

Barista:

Me:

Barista:

So a small coffee?

That is awesome.

I love this show

so much funny

(via theorangesmartie)

I have a sneaking suspicion…

ifwelivethatlong:

medicinalpizza:

Buster Keaton & Fatty Arbuckle - The Cook (1918)

“Coffee” *le sigh*

that this will happen. Not that I’ll ask for coffee but that the longing stare will happen

It has before but I don’t always notice but I have been better about picking up on it and I have an inkling it will happen again soon, and I’ll notice it too ;) lol

danceabletragedy:

Regnum Plantae by cathyrox

danceabletragedy:

Regnum Plantae by cathyrox