When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
As someone who used to work in a Haunted House, I don’t think this can be stressed enough.
If the rules clearly state not to touch the actors, that means DO NOT TOUCH THE ACTORS!
I’ve been groped, picked up, punched, pushed, and had water thrown in my face…
Oh yeah, and when we say no food or drinks in the house that means NO FOOD OR DRINKS, including your water.
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so…
It is not supposed to hurt, but it totally CAN. Hymens are all different so some women might be Mrs. Incredible stretchy-as-fuck and some may not and will rip despite arousal levels. It’s disgusting that so many women just think the first time (or every time) should be painful, but it isn’t a designated thing.
Yes! This! It’s very true, all hymens are different.
My first time hurt, but I didn’t find out why until 3 years later that I had an imperforate hymen. My hymen wasn’t stretchy or anything, it just wouldn’t break/rip. I had to have it surgically removed.
Ladies, be kind to your lady and get her checked, regularly, and preferably before you have sex so you know you’re all in tip top shape to work it out and enjoy it ^_^